Eat My Vegas.

Alex: What did you do to this car, woman?!

Me: I set you up for excellence.

Alex: You set me up to run into a Mercedes!

Me: You’re welcome.

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JoAnna: In Ireland, I met the cutest Scottish guy. I have a picture. [shows picture]

Me: Oh, yes. What was his name? I hope it was like…. Ian.

JoAnna: Euan!

Me: YES!!!!!!!!!

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Me: What else do you want to do in Hawaii?

Alex: I really just want to relax, but by day 4, we’ll need something to do.

Me: Yeah. I mean, you can only have so much sex and drink so much wine.

Alex: That sounds like a challenge.

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